甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz,  applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called <  Avatar 2  >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

    乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole  Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

    甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

    乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

    甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

    乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

    丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

    甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

    丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

    甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

    丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

    near, far, wherever you are

    i believe that the heart does go on

    once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

    and you're here in my heart,

    and my heart will go on and on.

    甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

    Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

    丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

    甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

    丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know  Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

    甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

    丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

    甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

    丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

    甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

    丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

    甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

    三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

    丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

    丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

    三人同声:we are past,right?

    甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话)   What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

    三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

    乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

    甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

    三人齐答:yes,we do!

    甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

    说明：绝对搞笑,绝对雷人,鉴于所花精力,所以,适当地收一点点辛苦费,第一个表演舞蹈时,音乐可以选用<猪八戒背媳妇>,第二个唱<my heart wil go on>时,一定要跑调加破音,第三个一定要足够深情恶心,就这么多提醒的,希望您看得开心,下的舒心.